Well ladies and gentlemen, it’s come to this – the final episode of our first season. All good things must come to an end. And so, we’re going out with a bang, by hypothetically supposing that Spielberg and Lucas STOLE A MAN’S LIFE FOR PROFIT.

The man in question is Roy Chapman Andrews, a Beloit native and prolific adventurer who’s life bears a striking resemblence to Indiana Jones. Listen to the episode and decide for yourself who’s right – us, or those fucking lying Hollywood directors who probably suck.